April Fool

 

“April Fools’ Day (sometimes called All Fools’ Day) is celebrated every year on April 1st by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called April fools. People playing April Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting April Fool. Some newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day or below the news section in small letters. Although popular since the 19th century, the day is not a public holiday in any country.” (Wikipedia)

But with hoax or fake news doing the round, people are increasingly paranoiac or dubious about making use of it. In Stockholm – Swedish and Norwegian newspapers on Friday said they would refrain from the tradition of publishing April Fools’ Day jokes this year over fears that it might spread “fake news”.

Here are examples of news on 1 April 2017.

Triple-decker plane

Emirates airline almost had us going with the claim that it’s planning to unveil a triple-decker plane. Why? Time zones. The UAE gets to 1 April before the UK and without that all-important date-stamp… could it possibly – somehow – be true?

No, is the answer. The Dubai-based carrier has not designed a plane including “a swimming pool, games room, gym & park”.

The Witness reported that Eskom, backed by the health department would push for emergency legislation to force everybody over the age of 8 to cycle for a minimum of 30 minutes to help save the power utility. Every household would have to buy a Power Up stationary bicycle which would convert mechanical energy into electrical current via an inverter.

Beeld reported that President Jacob Zuma had had a long hard think and finally decided that the right thing to do would be to pay back the money spent on non-security upgrades at his home in Nkandla.. “His excellency, Pres. Jacob G. Zuma, gave the matter a lot of thought and came to the conclusion that it would be in the best interests of the country to pay back all the money,” a spokesperson said.

But this is not April Fools!!!

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Biodiesel Basics and Beyond by William H Kemp

Biodiesel Basics and Beyond 001 (2)

“A comprehensive guide to production and use for the home and farm. Biodiesel Basics and Beyond aims to separate fact from fiction and to educate potential home, farm, and cooperative manufacturers on the economic production of quality biodiesel from both waste and virgin oil feedstock. “   American book. Includes topics such as detailed processes and equipment, how farmers can use excess oilseed as a feedstock for biodiesel production. The use of the co-byproduct glycerine in the making of soap. Reference materials and a list of supplier data. Included. A definitive guide to responsibly producing biodiesel from waste vegetable oil while minimizing your environmental footprint in the process. Photos and examples. Azrtext press, 2006, 588p.

Spreuke van Langenhoven ‘n keuse deur Jan ScannellSpreuke van Langenhoven 001 (2)

Die beste van sy spreuke, wyshede en spitsvondighede is byeengebring deur Jan Scannell.  Ideaal vir die openbare spreker.

 

Land Question in South Africa Ed by Lingisile Ntsebeza and Ruth HallLand Question in South Africa 001 (2)

The challenge of reformation and redistribution are debated in this collection, written by leading thinkers on the topic. Include tables, figures and graphs. Human Sciences Research Council 2007, Press, 255p.

 

Totale Geheue deur Dr Joan Minninger Hoe om alles beter te onthou.Totale Geheue 001

Gee insig oor hoekom ons vergeet, hoe ons onthou, hoe om jou geheue te verbeter, hoe om te onthou en te studeer en allerlei praktiese raad. Human en Rousseau, 1984, 285p.

 

Warhol by Victor Bockris Biography of Andy Warhol, artistWarhol 001 (2)

Victor Bokris ‘s biography of Andy Warhol is an honest, entertaining biography  agter he conducted in-depth interviews with Warhol’s family, friends, lovers and enemy to paint a informative portrait of a complex, retiring personality with a genius streak. Photographs. Penguin Books, 1980. 660p.

Raka die roman deur Koos Kombuis EERSTE UITGAWEraka die roman 001

“Raka – die roman ontgin die vrese van die moderne Afrikaner in hierdie oorgangstyd van die oue na die nuwe, van die lokale realisme na ’n virtuele, relatiewe werklikheid.  Die ou gode het gesterf, maar daar is nog geen nuwes om hul plek te neem nie.” Koos Kombuis.

Gareth Cliff on everything by Gareth Cliff.Gareth Cliff on Everything 001 (2)

From back cover: “Gareth Cliff likes to shoot from the hip. Whether on air or judging a trembling Idols contestant… Gareth throws caution to the wind and writes about all those subjects that make him glad, sad or simply mad.” For example: “Cows? The perfect steak-making machines. Tarts? Good to have around, even if there’s no conversation to be had. Our President? A bargain-bin … Wine expo? A boring waste of time: can you imagine how devoid of meaning your life has to be before you decide to spend five hours with the most pretentious people on earth. Death? Hey, we’ve all got to go sometime! …Dip in to where Gareth takes on all comers with his brash, iconoclastic and pointed musings. It’ll engage, enrage and derange you all at once.”

Verweerskrif deur Antjie Krog Digkuns Eerste Uitgawe, eerste druk.Verweerskrif 001 (2)

Dramatiese en vreeslose gedigte oor die liggaam se verouderingsproses.  Antjie Krogh vergelyk die seisoene en Tafelberg met haar ervarings wat wissel in haar digkuns vanaf liriek tot bieg, wanhoop, woede en aanvaarding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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